I went shopping today for the RT convention next week and it put me in a really bad mood since I hate shopping so much. Then I got home and almost had a wreck with the UPS man (his body, not his truck.) I didn’t see him walking in my driveway and I almost killed the poor man. Luckily, Max has really good brakes.
So after he practically ran back to his truck, I opened the box and there were UK editions of SLAMMED and Point of Retreat shipped to me from the publishers. So that made up for the bad shopping experience and near-murder.
Now I feel like I should counteract the bad Karma from always almost accidentally killing people. (Yes, it happens way more than I’m comfortable with.)
So who wants these? Comment below with your checking account number, date of birth and credit card number to enter. (Please don’t really do that. Please. Your first and last name will do.)
The only kicker is, your comment has to be in a British accent. Example:
Meh nem es Culleen Hoovah and aye wud loyke ta beh enta’d en yow dwaweeng!