WARNING: THERE ARE LOTS OF BOOBS THAT BELONG TO MY SISTER IN THIS POST.
I have winners for the signed copies of the complete SLAMMED series. Now remember, those of you that won won’t get your complete set until the paperback is published later this summer for THIS GIRL. But if your name is listed below, go ahead and send me your contact information for when they’re ready to my email at firstname.lastname@example.org
Lin Reynolds (<<<<She didn’t really win for real. She’s my sister and it’s her birthday week, so I wanted her to win something.)
Speaking of bigger sister and her birthday week, I have no idea what to get her. She’ll be here at my house on Saturday so I thought I’d scroll through her facebook to see if there was anything she has mentioned or anything in particular that she likes. I saw a whole lot of pictures and began to see a recurring theme.
I’m pretty sure my sister likes boobs.
She likes grabbing boobs.
She likes other people grabbing HER boobs.
She likes to eat food shaped as boobs.
She likes it when her husband grabs her boobs.
She likes to shove my face in her boobs when I least expect it.
So, yeah. I have no idea what to get you, sister. But I’m happy you’re coming to my house this weekend. I’ll be sure to wear a nice, fancy push-up bra.